let's play a game...

So standing around at work the other day, Stephanie and I created this game. I'll call it the "I love You Game", or ILYG. It's really easy to play. All you have to do is say "Dear [blank]. I love you more than [blank]...but not as much as [blank]." The blanks should be loosely related to each other. Points are awarded on creativity and the ability to make someone laugh so hard their drink would squirt out their nose.

I'll start: