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Sometimes one comes up with a really great line for a movie, although there is no movie to associate the line with [yet]...sometimes what you come up with sucks.

Either way, I've decided to start collecting all my new ones here:

June 21, 2007 - "You're lucky you're gorgeous, baby, 'cause I'm wont to smack a bitch."

June 26, 2007 - " I can see why you like the Internet so much, Heather. It's not quite reality." (courtesy of Jason L.)

July 12, 2007 - "You're a full time writer? That's like a full time actor who's too lazy to be a waiter."

August 22, 2007 - "Have a beer with Ultraman. $1 (or I'll stab you)"

August 29, 2007 - "So if 40 is the new 30 and 30 is the new 20, I guess I can tell my 8 year old daughter not to worry, since 9 is the new -1."